Most Popular Sleeping Positions

When you find a starfish, you hang onto her. It'll be some moment in the middle of the night when you sneak out of bed to get some water, and you're super careful not to wake her up - so careful that it works - and on the way back into bed a moonbeam illuminates her side of the bed, and you see two palms peeking out the top of the covers, facing up toward the skylight like she's teaching the moon how to dougie. That's when you know it's real. Get some string and try and measure the circumference of her ring finger. If she starts waking up, go yearner.