Facebook Messed Up My Liver

According to a new study from the Pew Internet and American Life Project: 
“Teenagers who drink alcohol spend more time on their computers for recreational use, including social networking and downloading and listening to music, compared with their peers who don’t drink.”
So does drinking make you use the computer, or does using the computer make you drink? It’s an interesting — what’s that, space bar? You like the way my thumb feels? Well, that’s - thank you - I… okay, yes, I guess you can buy me a drink. But just one, really, I have a lot of work to get done.  I’m serious this time!